Warning: Since my next seven days will not be spent at school, which hence implicitly also indicates I won't be at my computer 24/7, the blogs for the next week will contain little or no humor - just thoughts.

- How is it possible that five people can jump one dude in a crowded club, be seen by dozens of people, and get away with it? I don't understand. For those of you at Cal, please join us at the GBC on Monday all day for an intensive, detectivesque, and sophisticated hunt (we're gonna wait for that fool and mob on him).

- Berkeley really isn't an antithetical opposite of New Haven; it's just a cali-fied reality struck by an oriental wave.

- Maybe someday I'll even understand what I just wrote. (??)

- John Woo's "The Killer" is some brutal shit.