Oh they say a black man is a pimp. Well lemme tell you the biggest pimp on planet muthafuckin' earth....is her mama. Is her mama that told her, "get a man with a good job, girl. Make sure he got a good car, girl. Make sure he can take you out and buy you something, girl." What happened to just fallin' in love with a nigga with a bus pass? Just cuz you loved the nigga! But I'M the pimp muthafucka; I gotta be the playa. Biggest ho's on planet Earth are walkin' through the muthafuckin' neighborhood. You KNEW when you got with the nigga he already had a woman, you knew he already had a family. But ya FUCKED HIM anyway. And then when you thought you was gonna lose the nigga, you went and got pregnant. DIDN'T YA, BITCH? DIDN'T YA? The old keep-the-nigga baby. And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you tell the child? "Oh that nigga ain't shit, that's why yo daddy ain't here. Cuz that nigga ain't shit." How about bein' a woman, and tellin' the nigga the truth? That yo mama...you was a HO! Tell the kid! "Mama was a ho! I was weak gettin' pussy. I had you to keep the nigga. It didn't work out. That's why he ain't here. But he a good nigga. Cuz he take care of his real family. I was just a dumb bitch. Tryin' to keep the nigga that i wanted."

If you can name where this came from, you have my ultimate respect.