Tyler, on Mahler 1. The third movement of Mahler Symphony No. 1, for you non-classical musicians, is based exactly on the "Frere Jacque" or the "Are you Sleeping" nursery rhyme, albeit in minor.

Part 1:
T MuZiKnerd (6:13:08 PM): carlos, i have prepared a little song for you, to the tune of 3rd mvt of mahler 1
T MuZiKnerd (6:13:37 PM): 'I am single, I am single, must get laid, must get laid, all i want is a girlfriend, all i want is a girlfriend, for a maid, for a maid'

Part 2:
T MuZiKnerd: i'm not trynna be a 'playa'
T MuZiKnerd: trynna get the right girl, tho
CA r LOCO 6 9: that's the better goal anyway
T MuZiKnerd: i know... but you can't get the right girl if you can't get A girl
CA r LOCO 6 9: that's profound
T MuZiKnerd: no... actually... it SUCKS

Now I not only know a) why Tyler does not have a girlfriend, but also b) the suitability and appropriateness of his screenname.