More retarded viola jokes for the musically nerdtarded, courtesy of Guson. Viola jokes are the same as violin jokes, obviously - just a fifth lower. HAHA. ok.

Q: What is the difference between a violist and a prostitute?
A: 1. A prostitute knows more than two positions.
2. Prostitutes have a better sense of rhythm.

Q: What is the similarity between a violist and a prostitute?
A: Both are paid to fake climaxes.

Q: Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra?
A: All those positions!

Q: What is the definition of a cluster chord?
A: A viola section playing on the C string.