Steve Chiang's Hall of Fame, edited a bit for context: (If anybody can give me anymore, please IM me)

"Me and Leslie getting together was like destiny. .....So, if we had a kid together, he would be Destiny's Child!"

"The word 'locally'....would be like if Carlos's screenname married Stanley. He would be Loco Lee!"

"Tupac's mom must have been a chess player.....'even though you was a crack fiend, mama/ you always was a black queen, mama!'"

"It would suck to play two-hand-touch football with Busta Rhymes. He could count 10 apples in half a second!"

That's all I can remember right now. If I think of more, I'll post them.