Stanley and I have decided that the advent of blogging, previously known to the world of AIM as the temporarily-remedial cure for anxiety-struck-low-self-esteemed-college-aZn-gurlZzz, has been elevated to a new satirical level by us; the midnight-bloggers. Furthermore, all you blogging sluts ain't shit but bitches and ho's, and y'all gotsta learn sooner or later to bow down to the Los and the Leemur. When I read your blogs, I am instantantly overcome by a sudden urge to vomit, fart, and rim a goat, all at the same time.

A Sample Blog:
mMmmMm, I took advil today because i felt sick. mY baY-beE guRL made me some pie today. it was yuUMmY in my tuUMmY. i woke up at 8am for my 9am class today, and then i hit the snooze button. then i hit the snooze button again after 5 minutes. then after 10 minutes, i hit the snooze button again. finally, i hit the snooze button a 4th time. then I actually went to class. yAY for meEEee~~! after i went to class, i came home and did homework, and i chewed on some of those biscuits. i swear i eat too much. me n liZa watched an episode of real world. LUV yA guRL! chattin' with aZnhOttiE and hUnniEdOve right now though. write more later! *hug*