After receiving this email from Steve's brother a long time ago, it became clear and apparant to me why Steve is how he is....

I don't think you's a achondroplasic, anencephalous troglodyte. I like's your daily billet-doux [love letter]. And I support your mass mailings no matter how much they taste
like spam... which by the way is the most widely consumed luncheon meat in America since the 1930's.

Just keep on keepin on! Those retrousse [with an upturned nose] few with email automysophobia [fear of getting dirty] are forever doomed to anautarchia [perpetual
unhappiness]. We'll just give em a virtual kick in the doodlesack [bagpipes], less they don galligaskins [loose, baggy pants]. Perhaps then, they will understand the call of
our puissant [powerful, mighty] empire of philately [love of tax-free things] post.

Your supportive bro,
-D