Inspired simultaneously and erratically by the blog thoughts of both Stanley Lee and Ned Rorem.

Jul 2, 2004

Straight Plagiarism, courtesy of Stanley Lee:

attempt #0:
jrey77: yo do you know a guy named lionel
jrey77: from walnut
naryantek: yeah
naryantek: why
jrey77: oh he's my gf's cousin
naryantek: lionel bao
naryantek: has a little brother named richard?
jrey77: yea haha lioniel richie

attempt #1
naryantek: yeah and i just noticed
naryantek: lionel and richard
naryantek: you guys wouldnt happen to be named after lionel richie would u?
rainthink111: hahah
rainthink111: wtf

attempt #2
kurupt27ls: hey
rainthink111: ?
rainthink111: wut
kurupt27ls: i got something to ask you
rainthink111: ask
kurupt27ls: and u gotta be straight with me
rainthink111: ask
kurupt27ls: aiite?
rainthink111: ask?
kurupt27ls: did your parents really name you and richie after lionel richie?
rainthink111: omg
rainthink111: fag
rainthink111: no
rainthink111: fag....i tabbed out of a sc game so u can ask that gay shit?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I heard heard from credible sources that their parents conceived both brothers while listening to the Commodore's classic, "Brick House".

Given that Lionel Richie was the frontman for the Commodores (and holy crusader of the jheri curl), it is clear whom they owe both their names and existence to.

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