I'm reinstalling Windows XP at the moment. I had questions as to whether there were any special things I should worry about:

j  m  2  c  a  l: DO NOT let it have ethernet til that firewall is on
j  m  2  c  a  l: and MAKE SURE you do all the updates
car LOCO 69: is it susceptible to a virus in that short an amount of time?
j  m  2  c  a  l: dude, just be extra safe..... treat your computer as you would treat your dick if you were gonna have sex in africa

OK. I GET IT. and later:

car LOCO 69: you've never gotten hit by a virus?
j  m  2  c  a  l: never
car LOCO 69: damn
j  m  2  c  a  l: i'm on the pill man