Weird fact: Since the beginning of human existence on Earth, the dead only outnumber the living by 30:1.

Another weird fact: Did you know that the entire Library of Congress is about 100,000 gigs (100 terabytes)? That means I have friends who have enough total porn to equal the Library of Congress. You know who you are.

Even weirder fact: If all the gay men in the world were black - there would be no straight black men.

Weirdest fact of all: Did you know Geoff Chang likes little boys?