I always wondered what kind of silliness Ryan would exude the day he actually had to use those expensive shanks he buys. Now I know. Thankfully, he finally got robbed.

sleepyx637: did i tell you i got mugged in my city?
CA r LOCO 6 9: what the fuck??
sleepyx637: at fucken starbucks too of all places
sleepyx637: i was chillin with my high school friend right?
sleepyx637: and me and her were outside
sleepyx637: some foo comes up and is right next to us with his friend
sleepyx637: and i started gettin bad vibes and shit
sleepyx637: he comes up and asks the time, and then sticks a knife against me
CA r LOCO 6 9: what happened to your SHANK!?!
sleepyx637: and you kno me,fucken i never leave the house without two shanks
sleepyx637: see, dats the thing
CA r LOCO 6 9: yea so what happened with your goddamn shanks?
sleepyx637: i could see his shank
sleepyx637: BUT, i didnt kno if he friend had a shank against my friend
sleepyx637: cuz she's a girl and all, even tho she can bench like 150
CA r LOCO 6 9: anyway what happened
CA r LOCO 6 9: did they take your wallet?
sleepyx637: naw, i took it out and gave them cash
sleepyx637: they were like tiny asians
CA r LOCO 6 9: did you give them attitude at least?
sleepyx637: like 14 or sumthin
sleepyx637: hahah, dat parts coimng p
sleepyx637: so im like tryin to defuse the situation right?
CA r LOCO 6 9: please tell me at least you bitched 'em out or something
sleepyx637: and im like chill
sleepyx637: i gave them the money
sleepyx637: they started to walk away
CA r LOCO 6 9: "go by yourself some clothes, NIGGA"
CA r LOCO 6 9: "want some more money? cuz you could use some new gear, FOOL"
CA r LOCO 6 9: then throw down another 20
sleepyx637: and i was like hey muther fucker!
sleepyx637: and i bust some matrix shit where i pulled both knives outta my coat at once
CA r LOCO 6 9: OMG HAHAHHAHAHAAHHA
sleepyx637: and one of the fool's jaw juss DROPPED
sleepyx637: i was like WUT NOW MUTHERFUCKER
sleepyx637: and i started chasing his ass, and those two fools fucken booked it
sleepyx637: i havent gotten a chance to use my babies in awhile

I laughed out loud at this one.

Emily's reaction?
HuNNieDeWdrOp: u guys are such kids