Observations of a first time Pinoy traveller: (I'm currently in Rome)

-2100 years after Aurelius had a dream that was a Rome, it's sad to think there's not much left of his dream except a miniscule by-comparison filthy city of pick-pocketing low-lives, disease-infested homeless mothers (with their children, mind you), sex-ridden and sex-deprived bar hoppers, and a saturated oasis of shady street hustlers. But the gelato is good. Very good.

-Keyboards here suck

-OK, there are a LOT of Filipinos here. A shitload. Where did they all come from?

-You can smoke in trains here. Awesome.