If you had to be one or the other, would you rather be blind or deaf?

a) Blind - I'm a nerdy musician, and my life would be a vast empty chasm without the world of music.
b) Deaf - I'm horny as hell, and I need to be perpetually lookin' at some ass.
c) Both. I like the challenge.
d) No.
e) If you were born blind, does that automatically make you bisexual?