I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. However, in light of the incriminating nature of this conversation, I feel compelled to issue the following warning:

IF YOUR NAME IS ALICE LAI, PLEASE DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION, AS IT IS COMPLETELY FABRICATED AND WAS NOT SENT TO ME BY YOUR BOYFRIEND.

So yeah, anyway, this is something Stan sent me.

naryantek: dude did i tell u the other week alice was snoring so loud and i recorded that shit
car LOCO 6 9: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
naryantek: yeah i got it on tape
naryantek: i held it right up to her nose
naryantek: and i played it back to her, i tried to blackmail her into giving me some play
car LOCO 6 9: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HAHHAHAHHAHAA
naryantek: it didnt really work tho, she just got mad