A joke. Courtesy of Ryo.

A man once decided to get a tattoo of his girlfriends name (Wendy) on his penis. The only problem was, when limp, you could only see the W and the Y. One day on a vacation in Jamaica, he was using a public urinal and he peeked over to the man next to him who, to his surprise, also had a W and a Y on his penis. He told the man, "wow, this is amazing. You tattooed 'Wendy' onto your penis just like I did." The man looked over and said, "No, actually this says 'Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day."