Midnight conversations with my girlfriend:

car LOCO 69: think about this scenario
car LOCO 69: i get rejected from juilliard (most likely)
car LOCO 69: i get a job at uhaul (if they take me)
car LOCO 69: struggle to make rent (just barely)
car LOCO 69: and i become a complete bum
YuMi43: ok
car LOCO 69: then some new hot incoming pianist comes in
car LOCO 69: and leigh hall opens up
car LOCO 69: and suddenly you're "practicing late" every night
car LOCO 69: while i deliver uhaul trucks to deadbeat alcoholics moving apartments post-divorce
car LOCO 69: i come home to an empty apartment, and you call me saying that "ooops sorry. is it already 3am? i lost track of time playing my strauss concerto"
car LOCO 69: "strauss didn't write a concerto, baby"
car LOCO 69: "oh he didn't?"
car LOCO 69: "i meant, um...sibelius!"
YuMi43: should we just break up now before any of this actually happens?
car LOCO 69: and you'll start seeing some outlaw biker named harley with no social security card just for the excitement of non-musician sex
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YuMi43: i already found someone
car LOCO 69: awww
car LOCO 69: me too
YuMi43: my vagina