I cannot write use any conjugated verbs because for the life of me, I cannot figure out where the apostrophe is on this fucking German keyboard. Anyway.

I am on my way to Bolzano in a few hours, after having been stuffed with ample marzipan to last me a few lifetimes. I will be there for the next week and a half or so. If you need to reach me, email me.

Only cultural fact about Germany even worth mentioning (I hate this country). All that public bathrooms in Lubeck have ashtrays right next to the toilets and they are all clean.