As Jeff says, David is the funniest FOB that was ever born. "You aren't true FOB unless you came to the states in high school." Excerpt from Jeff's blog:

The Korean Student Association (KSA) asked David to be an usher for their upcoming culture show. When asked if he’d be willing to perform the duties, he responded, “Naw man… You should ask Peter.. I can’t be Usher, I don’t know how to sing or dance.”