Seen at Juilliard:
Young Korean female, no more than 17 years old, bawling helplessly into the arms of her undoubtedly glory-hopeful mother shortly after callbacks are posted. Nearby, a Russian is smoking.

Heard at Juilliard:
Person 1: Dude, check it out, check it out [carrying a long thin case]. I got something you would kill to have.
Person 2: A penis?
Person 1: Uh, you don't have a penis?
Person 2: Nah, I lost it in a terrible accident with your mother.
Person 1: Fuck you. You know what this is? 30,000 dollar Santori bow, my friend.
Person 2: What the hell are you doing with a 30,000 dollar bow.
Person 1: I'm gonna sell it and buy drugs.