Everybody knows Friendster. You're all on it. If you're not, it just means you haven't sold out yet. They'll get you though. Sooner or later. Below is the single best Friendster testimonial I've ever read:

MIKE:
basically stanley is the sexiest chinese guy i know, behind steven, jeff tseng, ben, and mcquire. he is hella smart, can dance pretty well, is loyal to friennds, and will give it up to you if you ask twice. he likes rubbing my ear meat.