The Return of the Drungken Munkee.

On "28 Days Later"
car LOCO 69: the only scene i thought was pointless was the very beginning scene
car LOCO 69: the monkey scene
car LOCO 69: that scene didn't neeed to be in the movie
drungken munk ee: hey, monkeys should be in every movie, alright?
drungken munk ee: shut the fuck up.

On "Terminator 3"
car LOCO 69: but actually, aside from arnie, Claire Danes was the most powerful actor in the film
drungken munk ee: truly.
drungken munk ee: i don't know... i was very moved by kristianna.
drungken munk ee: moved in my pants.

On Romance
car LOCO 69: plus the only time i saw you last time was once when you grabbed my ass and then bounced into the darkness
car LOCO 69: i ican't stand being used like that
drungken munk ee: you gaymunk!
car LOCO 69: you can't just mess with someone's heart like that
drungken munk ee: yeah, i've been told i'm quite a tease.