Contrary to the popular notion that diversity remains a prevalant attraction at UC Berkeley, there really are only a few types of males.

The AZN - of Asian decent, boasts a 'fade', knows the locations of every non-carding underground Korean bar/club in a 30 mile radius, may or may not be a frat boy, is usually from Socal, frequent employs AZN-nomenclature and vernacular ("dawg" "fool"), sOmEtImEs tYpEs LiKe dIS, brain usually infected with Hite and Soju, frequently complains about the status of norcal chicks, knows who Tai Mai Shu is and can usually finish the following song lyric: "It's the A-Z-N, nigga, fuck ________"

The BibleBeater - also of Asian decent, also usually boasts a 'fade' though a more conservative one, is a member of a complicated acronym that means nothing to the normal man (EBC, KCPC, ABCDEF), contains scriptures of odes to Him in AIM profile, knows what 'small group' is, boasts humility and servitude (though usually in a money-making major like business)

The White Boy - wears bug-eyed sunglasses, thinks every asian girl that resembles non-wookie form is a 'babe, dude', frequently in a major you've never heard of, drinks beer....lots of it

The Sikhs - (did I spell that right) obviously turban-wearing hipsters, extroverted but ugly, usually racially-monogamous and exclusive

The Stoners - uh smokes lots of weeeeed, duuuuuuuude, can be of any ethnicity

The Black Guy - usually very stylish though attempts to still speak 'from the ghetto', surrounded by other well-dressed black men, sometimes but not always an athelete, hung long (ok I made that one up)