Apologies to those who assumed I was dead for the last week. Actually, it wasn't much far from the truth as I've spent more than a desired amount of time in Grand Rapids, Michigan playing a concert. Observations of the midwest as a first-timer from California?

Fuck that's a lot of snow.
If almost half of the world's entire population is Asian - where the fuck are they all?
Fuck that's a lot of snow.

I feel unfortunately left with absolutely no desire to ever travel in the vicinity that lies between the two coasts. Call me a snob...