In case any of you didn't know, I am currently flying to Houston for a few days, free of charge, courtesy of Akiko. And all I have to do is play piano.

My blog has been empty lately. Mah bad.

I hope you all took ample time to contaminate your eyes with the Stanford Lambda Lil' Sis site. It really is the most remarkable endeavor of visual pollution I've seen since the last time I accidentally downloaded sheep porn off kazaa. Comparing Yale girls with this Stanford site is more akin - or even parallel - to the comparison of a dog pound to the monkey cage at the city zoo. At least their girls take some sort of human form. I'm jealous.

I've been overwhelmed the last few days by sudden bouts of frustration off the newest Yale disease that seems to (conveniently) never find its own cure: stupidity. Some auditionee girl the other day asked for a lesson on February 29th or "possibly February 30th". She'll fit right in.

On a lighter note, I think I've added another racist genre to my already figurative bias: Korean moms of auditionees. If I had something witty to say about these dumb Seoul sluts, I would, but the truth is I'd rather they just all rot in hell after being forced to view 10 screenings of "Magnolia" and the Stanford Lambda Lil Sis site.

Word of the week at Yale: uNnnYyyeeeeeeeeee