Germany disgruntles me. Why?

In a uniquely disgusting way, it always has. It´s the little things. I hate that I can´t find the @ sign on the computers, and that the keyboards are nearly identical with the slight exception of the reversed Y and Z. I hate the US Dollar which in turn, makes me pissed the hell off at the Euro, since I pay about 8 Euro in this country to get a meal that consists of a piece of shit with ketchup.

Am I too American? Perhaps. Does this country suck? Perhaps.